highschool breeds: a study
preps
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punks
stoners
dorks
jocks
goths
ghetto children
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freaks
alex boyd

stuff that is cool
anarchy

the end is near
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what to do about it

random articles
anti-school spirit
the non-meaning of life
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the webmasters
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mayhem

go home, auntie em

go someplace else, auntie em

• baggy sweatshirts or t-shirts
• multiple piercings
• shaggy hair
• very sagged, baggy pants

behaviors:

• socializing with stoner friends
• getting high off of whatever is available
• dodging all contact with adults
• cutting school

often seen:

• at home, hiding stash or waving smoke
• friend's basement or garage
• dark alleys
• back of classroom
• dean's office
• streetcorners, buying or selling

signs you may be a stoner:

• have not cut hair in six months or more
• do anything that will kill brain cells
• have had mulitiple run-ins with police
• cut school or work to get high
• gone to school or work high