highschool breeds: a study
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• always wear name brands, i.e. abercrombie and fitch, american eagle, gap, etc.
• females wear flip-flops, flares, and often low-cut or spaghetti-strapped t-shirts
• males wear baggy pants, usually sagged, and as many t-shirt layers as possible
• always are very neat and well-groomed

behavior:

• often ditzy; may be intelligent but pretends not to be when among friends
• speak loudly, often using a lot of slang borrowed from other social groups, or "like"
• use lots of physical contact

often found:

• in malls
• performing community service
• participating in extracurricular activities or school sports
• attending church or youth group meetings

signs you may be a prep:

• vocabulary is under 150 words
• have an inability to speak without using the word "like" at least once per sentence
• have obsession with boy-bands or other pop-stars
• addiction to mtv
• inability to wear non-brand-name clothes
• have affluent parents or relatives
• have strong aversion to original thinking
• own more than one of the following: cell phone, SUV, DSL modem, Starbucks coffee, in-ground pool, abercrombie clothes