highschool breeds: a study
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• very athletic build
• wear sweatsuits, team jerseys, etc. often
• no jewelry, makeup, or other accessories
• always have jockstrap or sports bra

behaviors:

• show off in gym class
• join school or park district competitive sports teams
• socialize with preps
• visit health clubs regularly

often seen:

• on school sports teams
• at the local gym
• mallwalking
• anywhere in town, jogging or biking

signs you might be a jock:

• have been on at least one sports teams at all times in the past year
• have not watched television for months, with the exception of televised sports
• have never received anything but an A+ in gym
• are very school-spirited