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punks

appearance:
  • spiked and/or colored hair
  • tight pants
  • plaid clothes
  • lots of rips in clothing
  • wear lots of pins

behavior:

  • speak in a fake british accent
  • denounce all music groups except three personal favorite punk bands
  • often are members of garage punk bands

often seen:
  • in a garage, practicing
  • open-air concerts
  • working as carnies

signs you may be a punk:

  • hate everything, inculding government, conformity, society, and any non-punk music or people
  • spend hours listening to punk rock from the 1980s
  • clothes are held together by patches or safety pins
  • have ever been a carnie and/or in a garage band