highschool breeds: a study
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ghetto children
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• males wear anything baggy
• females wear anything skimpy or tight
• lots of heavy chains
• wear anything made of platinum

behaviors:

• listen only to rap music
• speak in their own language
• constant public shows of affection
• hanging with one's "bitches"

often seen:

• pda-ing in the halls
• in malls, trying to look ghetto-like
• someone's basement
• anywhere that rap music can be heard for a 10 mile radius

signs you may be a ghetto child:

• have one or more "bitches"
• are attracted to anything shiny
• forgotten what your real pants size is