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what to do about it

on y2k, minion hid under the bed and built a bomb shelter with blankets. now, to save yourself from the impending end of civilization, we have compiled a do-it-yourself guide to saving your soul.

minion: "use lots and lots of bedsheets!"

also according to minion, it's a good idea to bottle up lots of water, but tap water should be avoided as it has arsenic in it, thanky mr. dubya). also some canned goods would be nice, but if you're anorexic they are not necessary.

okay, all you gotta do is take your bottled water and/or your conserves, scoot yourself under the bed, and put the blankets all around, stopping up the space between the bed and the floor. once that is done, you may sit there an infinitum (or something latin and groovy like that) or until you decide that it's safe, or until you decide to come out into the lemony-fresh glow of this beautiful, industrialized, slowly dying world.