highschool breeds: a study
preps
skaters
punks
stoners
dorks
jocks
goths
ghetto children
hicks
freaks
alex boyd

stuff that is cool
anarchy

the end is near
ask jim, or, proof that the end is near
what to do about it

random articles
anti-school spirit
the non-meaning of life
random rambling files

the webmasters
minion
mayhem

go home, auntie em

go someplace else, auntie em

• ratty t-shirts
• tight, 1980's-style jeans, with holes or assorted stains
• filthy, long hair

behaviors:

• watching auto racing
• anything that requires the "great outdoors," i.e. fishing, camping, hiking, etc.
• watching anything on tv than involves those things previously mentioned

often seen:

• any sort of racetrack
• getting picked on in the halls
• hiding in back of classroom
• at home
• in those "great outdoors"

signs you might be a hick:

• you are familiar with three or more nascar drivers
• refer to any of jeff foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes