highschool breeds: a study
preps
skaters
punks
stoners
dorks
jocks
goths
ghetto children
hicks
freaks
alex boyd

stuff that is cool
anarchy

the end is near
ask jim, or, proof that the end is near
what to do about it

random articles
anti-school spirit
the non-meaning of life
random rambling files

the webmasters
minion
mayhem

go home, auntie em

go someplace else, auntie em

• wear clothes from two years ago
• unshaven, slightly unkempt
• glasses and/or visible braces

behaviors:

• staying after class voluntarily
• playing computer/video games
• run websites or write programs
• rarely go outside or show effort in gym class

often seen:

• at home
• Star Trek conventions
• School library or computer lab
• Staying after school

signs you might be a dork:

• highly knowledgeable about one or multiple science fiction television series
• are a member of any chess or science club
• play dungeons & dragons regularly
• are familiar with BASIC, C+, A++, HTML, DHTML, CGI, or javascript